Albert

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The second coming of a Chadwick to the wonder that is Futility's End. Albert is one of the primary keepers of the plot and lore master of FE. A devout Trekker Albert prefers the classic Star Trek to most other versions. Futility's End of course being the one exception. Known only by name and his resemblance to a certain knucklehead Albert remains in the foreground for now while a certain puppet master pulls at his strings in the background.