Big Booty Baboons

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13th SFS Big Booty Baboons

The total opposite of the media darling Angry Apes. The Baboons are often Tasked with the more "Unusual" secret missions that come across the desk of the Chief Marshall Castor Wolfram. The Baboons are often tasked with intercepting "rogue" entrants or attempted entrants into the sol system. Often ending with the Baboons having to shoot down the unknown craft. A known fact of the sol system defense but not reported on in the news media or anywhere else since the early days after the war.