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+ | |style="font-size: 90%; "|<center>'''This user likes Categories''', and will see to it that everything in the Infobase is listed in at least one. Threats against such action can be sent privately via [mailto:[email protected]|'''Email''']</center> | ||
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+ | |style="font-size: 400%; "|''the'''''Chris'''||style="font-size: 90%; "|<center>'''Starfleet Command'''<BR>www.murraymoves.co.uk/sfc </center> | ||
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+ | |style="font-size: 90%; "|<center>''' [[Anthony Brooks|Commander Anthony Brooks]] - [[Star Trek: Starfleet Command|Starfleet Command]] | [[Cameron Ferguson|Lieutenant Cameron Ferguson]] - [[Star Trek: The Angry Apes|Angry Apes]] | [[James Hunter|MIA James Hunter]] - [[Ornmhar!]]</center> | ||
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− | + | ''the'''''Chris''' is a Chris. Chris is the polite term for a c*********r m****y though can also be used to describe far too many members of the Human race, two others of which are involved with the ''Starfleet Command'' Simm. Hereafter "Chris" is used to refer only to c*********r m****ys. | |
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− | + | There are now less than a hundred in the world, and most are in captivity. One makes music known to the genre of "ska." Some are sportsmen and less are smart. Only a handful are both. When approaching a Chris, it is advisable to be wary of the ego that they are known to carry round, often secretly. Truth is often a subject best avoided whilst in the company of a Chris, in favour of psychedelic conversation. Suggested talking points include ferrets and science fiction. | |
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− | + | Mel Gibson has never made a film about a Chris's passion. | |
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Revision as of 20:03, 1 April 2006
theChris | www.murraymoves.co.uk/sfc |
theChris is a Chris. Chris is the polite term for a c*********r m****y though can also be used to describe far too many members of the Human race, two others of which are involved with the Starfleet Command Simm. Hereafter "Chris" is used to refer only to c*********r m****ys. There are now less than a hundred in the world, and most are in captivity. One makes music known to the genre of "ska." Some are sportsmen and less are smart. Only a handful are both. When approaching a Chris, it is advisable to be wary of the ego that they are known to carry round, often secretly. Truth is often a subject best avoided whilst in the company of a Chris, in favour of psychedelic conversation. Suggested talking points include ferrets and science fiction. Mel Gibson has never made a film about a Chris's passion. |